FUNNY ONE LINERS FOR FACEBOOK

A New Poster Outside The
Bank For The Year 2015

" Petrol Loans Available Here ...!!!"

 Public toilet mein likha tha:

Duniya chaand par pahunch gayi...tu yahan baitha kya kar raha hai???

Santa ne neeche likh diya:

Bas wash karke jaa raha hu....wahan paani nahi hai...!!! :P

 

It Takes 3OO Silkworms To Make A Silk Panty Of A Woman But It Takes Only 1 Big Worm To Persuade Her To Take It Off......

 

Dear Facebook,Don't Show That Much Attitude!U Can't Even Signup Without Me!

                                                                                                             Your's Sincerely,
                                                                                                                Gmail & Yahoo 

 

Girl : I don't like the way u keep staring at me.Boy : AND I like the way u notice me doing that.. :-)

 After Breakup - "I want her back....... :(  And her front too!!" :P

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi...!!!