The difference between a good night and a great night is waking up nude. :))
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Sexy lady is like your friend's ferrari..you do not know how many people have been riding it,but still you also want to try it :)
Boy makes mistake, Girl Shouts. Boys Say "SORRY". Girl Makes Mistake, Boy Shouts. Girl Start Crying. Boy say "SORRY"
Dance like the photo isn’t being tagged, love like you’ve never been unfriended, and status update like nobody is liking
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. U can stay in it as long as u want but it won't go anywhere
We always hold hands, if I let go, SHE SHOPS.
You're so poor, you had to fart in your pocket to make a scent.
Green Light: Go!
Red Light: Stop
Yellow Light: HURRY! DRIVE AS FAST AS YOU CAN BEFORE IT TURNS TO FUCKING RED!
A child is like a mosquito: when it stops making a noise, you know it's up to something.
A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her & her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad
My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed.
So I've sent in my wedding album.
Thailand has highest no. of prostitutes what else do u expect when country name is ''thigh land'', capital ''bang cock'' ,tourist spot ''fuket''.....!
Women are like angels; we fly with wings & when our wings break, don't worry, we can fly on a broom because we're versatile like that.......... :)
if abortion is killing the using a condom is kidnapping!
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time
Doctor Doctor I think I'm addicted to blackberries.
The doctor then came out and said " Mr Smith stop e-mailing me and come to room 2"
dear maths plz grow up soon.....
For how long u expect other peopl's to solve ur problem
I better tell jokes in the dark.... atleast people will laugh blindly!
Early to rise and early to bed makes one healthy but socially dead...;))
. is on a (̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅ ̅_̅_̅()ڪے break !!!!
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